September 18, 2014

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via schoolyard-conversations)

September 18, 2014
warrenellis:

Aurora over Maine   via NASA http://ift.tt/1tb8zXO

warrenellis:

Aurora over Maine via NASA http://ift.tt/1tb8zXO

September 18, 2014

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September 18, 2014

Sander Cohen’s party

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September 18, 2014

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September 17, 2014
disneypixar:

Fallen head over heels in fluff.

disneypixar:

Fallen head over heels in fluff.

September 17, 2014

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September 17, 2014
tooshortirl:

Locke & Key: Shadow Key by James “Biggie” Connolly at Brass Monkey Tattoo (Spring Hill, FL).

Original art by Gabriel Rodriguez.

YES

tooshortirl:

Locke & Key: Shadow Key by James “Biggie” Connolly at Brass Monkey Tattoo (Spring Hill, FL).

Original art by Gabriel Rodriguez.

YES

September 17, 2014

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September 17, 2014

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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September 17, 2014

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September 17, 2014
"I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else."

— Jonathan Safran Foer (via kushandwizdom)

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